My Electrical Instrumentation Professor asks where else can you find the humming sound made by the transformer........I said mosquitoes as well as Bees!! It was time for laugh out loud in my class!!
In my Micro processor lab we had to program on 8051 Micro processor.Like all programming classes we start with the "Hello World" Program.In the lab report we mention the programs we ran today.So in my "Hello World" program I wrote the following output!!
"You are a donkey"
"You are a monkey"
At first I didn't realize what I wrote........it came out spontaneous!! But when I did realize I thought may be the lab guy won't recognize, after all he had a whole pile of records to be signed.Guess what he did find it and reported to my professor.I got thrashed so bad that day in front of everybody that I could even open my mouth to give some stupid explanation.I was dumb struck that day.Next day our notorious last bencher's were LOL!!
Another one....
In my core Instrumentation class...........
We heard from our seniors about this lecturer who was like a Iron fist....very strict and psychotic!! So on the first day it was this intro where each student gets to introduce themselves and also about their goals and aspirations in life....
We last bencher's wanted to test out this guy and who better than me :)
So, I told him my name and things and said my primary goal in life is to be a father!!
That was so stupid and dumb!! Guess what he gave me this weird look then started laughing like hell.........so was the class LOL!!
He asked me whether I meant a Church father, I said no a normal father of a kid!! :)
one of the guy beside me was shouting a very good father mind you!!
Another was asking do you have an impotency problem? :)
That was so dumb and stupid.......everybody in my college started calling me father!!
Next........
This was the Electrical Measurements class and we had this super heavily built guy with hair as if he just received a electrical jolt.He had a habit of teaching only the chicks and didn't bother involving the boys.
One fine day, our neighbor another group of last bencher's started throwing the lids of their meal boxes on the floor to make some irritating noise.So the lecturer comes to that bench and picks one guy and asks him to leave the class.He said he didn't do it, so he wouldn't leave!!
The argument went on for 15-20 min and we were getting late for lunch!!
That guy asked the chicks to move for lunch and he was still there with us asking all sorts of questions.Then we finally got rid of him telling that we wouldn't do that again and asked to forgive.Everything was fine and when he was about the leave, my friend Saketh picks the lid of my meal box and throws down!! :)
The lecturer turned back, gave us a stare then moved on..........no harm done!!
We escaped......then it was again another session of LOL!!
Next............
Our batch started playing football in the evenings when there were no classes.....
One evening I was not playing as I was not wearing shoe.
While passing by the field, the ball bounced off from the field and came towards me.......it was asking to be kicked.So I bounced it off my chest and gave a wild kick!!
Next thing I realized was this unbearable pain on my toe.The entire nail came off from my toe and limped away.My friends had to lift me up into the bus!! Lol...
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