Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!

Our next gentleman is Mr. Reddy.”Bindas” is the word I can use to describe this guy. He is pretty cool with his jovial and extrovert character. “Gonzales” as he is called, is very keen to bag a seat at one of the IIMs this time and is working very hard day and night.

He reads extensively about anything and everything from newspaper, web, magazines, novels, articles, mention anything. The guy is an epitome of hard work and stickiness.

Alas! he is got one bad habit. He eats hell a lot of paper. That’s right the guy has a habit of eating paper while reading. The direct effects of this habit are very apparent in the way this guy behaves at times.

For instance, when you call him while he is asleep, just look at the guy’s eyes. His eye balls zoom in and out like the eyes of aliens in Spielberg’s ET and some times spiral like the thing with the hypnotist. Other times he wants to do Jackie Chan stunts after a heavy meal. God help this guy! Some other times, when it so conspicuous to the naked eye, he asks weird questions, like asking if there is power when the tube light is glowing brightly.

Other than that this guy is pretty clean. The best part about this guy is that he is always with lots of energy and fun and makes sure everyone around him has fun too. Did I miss anything? Hmm…..

Hey I forgot. He is a big worry monger in matters of hair and weight. He complains about hair fall everyday and is really worried about how is going to get married with his 40Kg matter. He keeps himself up to date with all the information about all the women, whether they are celebrities or colleagues or friends or even strangers, just about any woman he finds interesting, but is very shy to talk to them.

He feels very proud and honored when you call him Gonzales, named after Speedy Gonzales in Looney Tunes.

Next up it will be C.V.M Rao.

Till then Adios amigos

Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!

Elegant Villa

Welcome to Elegant Villa, where the residents are as elegant as the cat walk of Gisele Bundchen on the ramp.

Let me take the pleasure of introducing the residents of this villa.

First up is Mr. Sainath, the guy whose idiosyncrasies you can never mend nor understand. Called by different names based on the idiosyncrasies he shows up, this guy is like a mad philosopher who creates and insists on his own theories about everything, especially about love and woman.

Fickle minded, outrageously stupid and as timid as himself (you just can’t compare the guy’s timid ness with anything), the guy solely depends on his outward innocence and numbness to survive among the bullies. This mate has so many weird conflicting concepts and theories about love and woman; you won’t believe he is fan of Jiddu Krishnamurti .

Prepared to be a life long bachelor; the guy is always in, what he calls as love with some or the other girl. Recently recovered from the dreaded Chicken pox, the guy has created shortage of Idli’s in Chennai by surviving only on them; believe it or not.

Coming to financial aspect of his life, he lavishly spends on books (which he never reads), flight ticket cancellations, energy boosting diet drinks and of course on any junk food that he can stuff into his belly, which is as big as Patancheru. The guy loves to dance to the tunes of Hyderabadi Baraat. I am sure you will laugh till your stomach bursts when you actually get to see him dance.

p.s

Tommy, Lattu and Pinku are the famous names by which he is called. Did I miss anything? Please point out to anything else that I might have missed. And kindly leave your comments and suggestions if any. Next up, it will be Mr.Santosh, so watch out people.